A Satirical Map of North America. Official Map of The United States And Hangers-On (As of midday today). On the map: NO IDEA, OURS, WON'T BE LONG, ANY DAY NOW, MIGHT WANT THIS, TOO, U.S.A., OCEAN OF AMERICA, OCEAN OF AMERICA II, GULF OF AMERICA, WHATEVER, SHRUG, OURS (WHO KNEW?), OURS ANY MINUTE NOW, WHO CARES.